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• Isaac Hayes, the voice of South Park's Chef, has left the show because of its "intolerance" towards Scientology. Translation: Tom Cruise was really mad about the "Tom's in the Closet" episode and had Hayes by his chocolate salty balls. [Page Six]
• We find it hilarious that model Lola Skye would accuse Sienna Miller of stealing her boyfriend, Hayden Christensen, particulary because Christensen is no girl's boyfriend. [R&M (2nd item)]
• Kevin Federline considers life as a stripper. Yeah, that seems about right. [Scoop]
• She hides her drugs in Fabrege eggs and masturbates with a 24-karat gold vibrator. Is there any luxury Kate Moss will spare? [Page Six]