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· Sean Connery's pretty active for an old dude, not even letting a little tumor removal stop him from suing a country club for about half a million bucks.
Philosopher-queen Lindsay Lohan on coitus: "Sleeping around is not something that interests me, but the act of love is an amazing thing, It's groovy. You've gotta have some fun and let those emotions out." And should those emotions need to come out in a bathroom stall at Mood, so be it.
If you think we're bent out of shape about Crash, wait until you read what Brokeback source material author Annie Proulx has to say about the film's robbery. Warning: Bile may actually shoot out of your monitor and stain your work clothes.
Colombia's ambassador to the United States isn't too thrilled with anti-cocaine crusader Bruce Willis' invasion plan.
· Maureen Stapleton may have passed, but she'll always be Johnny Dangerously's mom to us.