• Pigeons ride the subway a lot, and that's fine. So long as they don't take up more than one seat. [Anakela]
• Shockingly, sometimes companies get frustrated with their cokehead employees who can't manage to show up on time. (Blog empires, on the other hand, have no similar qualms.) [Cocaine Corner]
• Once again we're reminded that the key to a successful relationship isn't honesty. It's knowing when to shut the fuck up. [Fresh Pepper (second item)]