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· The best part about actors having to give so many interviews to promote their just-released movies is that the likelihood of them saying stupid things greatly increases, giving us priceless moments like Bruce Willis proposing that we invade Colombia to stop the cocaine trade. Thank you, 16 Blocks!
British tabloids: Stop trying to attach your second-rate tabloid skanks to our Scientology war brides. Thank you.
· Hey, furry lobster!
· If this picture of Sharon Stone doesn't chill you to the bone, you are a) visually impaired, or b) don't have any bones.
Vin Diesel only deploys the kryptonics when the showtunes fail. [last item]
Thighs Wide Shut turned two years young today. Stop by and share some cake.