• Trannies, plastic surgery, and mutants — pretty much what we always figured a trip out to Brooklyn's Target would involve. [Darren Mc Likes Himself]
• So a clown and a rabbi are walking through Harlem.... [NYC's Funniest Rabbi]
• Here's one thing those cost-of-living calculators won't tell you: The cost of street drugs in NYC is about twice that in San Francisco. [Seeing the World in Wide Screen]