Short Ends: Brad Takes The Kids To World's Biggest Monument To Fake Love
· Like her famous adoptive dad Brad Pitt, little Zahara Jolie-Pitt has a hard time turning her thoughts into recognizable words. But when he took her to the Eiffel Tower, the clever toddler still managed to communicate to her father that she recognized the place where Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes pretended to get engaged.
· Worker #3116 has 12 reasons why he'd be a better Bond than the naked guy.
· We'd forgotten that Matt Damon essentially dumped Minnie Driver on Oprah's show, but ABC News reminds us about some particularly soul-crushing celebrity break-ups.
· Britney Spears' bad taste in gurus is surpassed only by her unfortunate choice in baby daddies.
· Finally, some proof that at least two people have seen Firewall.