• Remember that cute girl you met at Mo Pitkins? Yeah, well, she doesn't remember you. [Girly NYC]
• Our advice on trying to date on Friendster: Don't. But if you must, here are some rules for trying to hook-up via Friendster spam. [Logged Hours]
• When your cabbie goes berserk, just sit back and try to enjoy the impending murder. [Will McKinley]