• We're pretty sure this is an important moment in man-robot relations: requesting Xanax from a machine. [Forksplit]
• Yep. Just what we always thought. Whatever reason a chick gives for why she moved to New York, what she really means is that she moved here for a guy. [Tales of a Delectable Redhead]
• But if they turns Governor's Island into a sex-and-drugs Xanadu, then what would the Lower East Side be for? [Cocaine Corner]
• Too drunk on Valentine's Day to send your sweetie flowers? Try one of these belated Valentine's Day cards [Heaneyland]
• The Bowlmor girls give up on bowling and go all Last Night's Party in the men's room. [Copyranter]