• Sometimes, when it's late and the mood is right, it's okay to sing love songs with your car service driver. [Lindsayism]
• Why can't the weird squirmy girl in the coffee shop be more like your favorite stripper? (Ewww warning: This made us squirmy too.) [Strippers Versus DVDs]
• When teenagers on subways are having better sex than you, it's a good bet Valentine's Day is going to suck. [Teddy Ann]
• Is the Upper West Side really just a "bizzaro Murray Hill nursing home"? [The IJC]
• Need a Central Park West apartment with lots of space, beautiful detailing, a 35mm screening room, and — if you ask us — hideous living-room drapes? Good news: Harvey Weinstein's old duplex is for sale. [The Real Estate/NYO]