• Sometimes it takes a dateless, foreign-born stripper to channel the inner thoughts of every blogger in New York: "'All I want,' I sigh, over capuccino tainted by the antiseptic smell of listerine across my fingers, 'is a dog, an apartment and a book deal.'" [Mimi In New York]
• Why do some cabs smell so bad? The explanation is much worse than you thought. [New York Hack]
• We wouldn't take real-estate advice from an interdisciplinary acupuncturist, either. [Finslippy]
• Apparently, you can't fuck in Siberia anymore. Damn. [Sweet Blog O' Mine