• Well, if you're going to get herpes at a Chelsea bar — and, let's face it, you probably are — you might as well get celebrity herpes. [Logged Hours]
• The power of TiVo reveals the secret ingredient in Coke: rat poo. [seantconrad.com]
• New York has Blackface Jesus. Latin America has Old Man Disco Jesus. [slower.net]
• Lindsayism offers up the latest round of readers' high-deas, including Cheez-n-Ham Wiz. Mmmm. Ham. [Lindsayism]