This is neither the time nor the place to get into our very conflicted feelings about Park Slope, but suffice it to say we think The Muk Report's proposed t-shirt designs are hilariously funny:

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The scary thing is that Park Slopers probably think they're funny, too. But in an entirely different way.

How Many of These Could I Move at 7th and Union? [The Muk Report]