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It's time for our favorite Friday fuckwit funfest: Blue States Lose, where we sort through the galleries of blissfully retarded hipsters at The Cobrasnake, Last Night s Party, Misshapes and Ambrel so you don t have to. After the jump, Joey Arak shows you how it's done.

Unfortunately Misshapes did not update their photo gallery this week, but if you miss them dearly and need to get your fix, do pick up the latest copy of Blender for the Misshapes fashion photo spread. If you want to find the cutting edge kids showing off their cutting edge style, just look for the Black Eyed Peas cover. The Misshapes crew should be very proud, and speaking of being proud, it's time for the Last Night's Party Blog Moment of the Week from a post titled "A Model Goes To LA":

She just went nuts. She came charging at me! I called my parents and said 'Mom and Dad, I have to go back to New York right now!' They shelled out some money and put me on the the 6am red eye to Manhattan and I was back in Manhattan by 4. I've never been so glad to be back to the city. This is the place for me. By the end of college, I'll probably buy this apartment."

Charmed life. And now, on to the list!

10) The Cobrasnake. Same Old Same Old photo #1746: It seems improbable, but this girl is off the hook for now, barely. Because you can look at this photo and say, "Wow, she's retarded," but then you look at this one and say, "So what does that make this guy, Corky Thatcher on a month-long meth binge?" And if these two get married, will the baby come out of her vagina with a blood-and-fluid soaked hot pink headband already permanently stitched onto its forehead? And will they have to name that, too?

9) Last Night's Party. The Love Show photo #6954: Now that the Cobrasnake and Last Night's Party have totally blown up, every Johnny-come-douchey with a CoolPix wants to get in on the action. The end result is every party south of 14th Street has a crowd of these dudes (ahem) packed onto the dance floor waiting for any girl wearing too much eyeliner to grind up to any guy wearing a headband. There are now more hipster photographers then there are actual hipsters. As a matter of fact, every nightright after he lays his head on his pillow and just before he falls asleepMike Nouveau sheds a tear while taking stock of this.

8) Last Night's Party. The Love Show photo #7115: You know what an interesting follow-up question for this jackass is? If he was actually caught in a situation where someone was wearing this outfityou know, NOT to be funny but for its actual intended purposewould he wet his pants or skip that step and proceed directly to shitting them?

7) Last Night's Party. Birthday Whores photo #7966: Speaking of which, this horrid new trend really swept through both coasts rather quickly, didn't it? We never thought it would get as low as "Terrorist Chic," but apparently the combination of Sparks Light and Bloc Party remixes will make people act in strange ways. But this. Wow. How amazing is this picture? So amazing that even Michael T is in the background acting all like "Uhhhhhhhhhh...I don't know, dude. I mean, if that's really how you wanna roll and all..."

6) Last Night's Party. The Love Show photo #7064: Usually people read the caption first and then click on the photo, but we suggest you check out the photo first this time. We'll even pause here while you do it.

So you've got those two making out and everything is running according to plan, right? You've got the Purel out and the scented candles lit and you're clicking around for some more hotness and nothing could possibly ruin the moment. Nothing until the Chipotle catches up, and suddenly that girl is doing this and the other girl is doing that and we're all left sitting here wondering if lesbian hipsters ("lipsters" to those in the know) have some sort of weird door phobia that directly conflicts with their desire to show off their amazing digestive system functionality. It's quite the quandary.

5) Last Night's Party. Birthday Whores photo #8183: Yeah we rag on these people week-in and week-out, but at least we respect the fact that this bullshit is all about being young and care-free. You know, if you can't dress stupid and make an ass out of yourself when you're young and living it up, then when can you? It really is a scene built by and made for the young. So go out and take it to the limit, kids!

4) Last Night's Party. The Love Show photo #6672: This photo makes so little sense that we half-believe the floor is just one of those Magic Eye illusions and she's waiting for a unicorn to jump out and explain exactly what the fuck is going on.

3) Last Night's Party. Beauty LA photo #9507: This guy is so fabulous that he saw the dozens of people flipping Last Night's Party the bird in photos on his site and he just said (to no one in particular), "Fuck that. If you don't think I'm going to gussy up shooting the finger, then my name isn't Simone von Dietrich Scuttlebum III." Eight months later, the rehearsals really paid off.

2) The Cobrasnake. Plain Pasta No Sauce photo #0038: The craziest thing about this is that if you asked her if she was being ironic, she would look you dead in the eye and say, "What? I don't speak German."

1) Last Night's Party. Club Moscow photo #8829: When the parody eclipses the reality, isn't the whole thing shot to shit? On first glance, these people have perfected the classic disaffected/angry/waiting-for-blowjob-entry look. On second glance, we're not so sure this isn't just Jimmy Fallon mocking those people. Luckily, we win either way.