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Because Harlequin romance novels would rather die of a broken heart than be forgotten due to irrelevancy, they've teamed with NASCAR to create a new line of paperbacks geared towards the sensitive gearhead in us all:

The first offspring of this new union, a racetrack romance entitled In the Groove by Pamela Britton, goes on sale Tuesday just a few weeks before the Daytona 500....

In the Groove features down-on-his-luck NASCAR driver Lance Cooper and ex-kindergarten teacher Sarah Tingle. They meet when his car hits her. She gets a bump on the head. He's driven to distraction. When he looks at Sarah, Cooper "feels like he has been shocked by a loose spark plug wire."

Long story short: fresh masturbation material for trailer park housewives.