• Is D'Agostino's secretly trying to get shoppers to murder irritating, slow-moving children? If sure, kudos. [You Can't Make It Up]
• A hot stud in Chelsea is looking to breed doggie style? Shouldn't that sort of thing be advertised on Craigslist, not on lampposts? Think of the children! [What About The Plastic Animals?]
• When email spam turns poetic — and not just little bit hot. [Uffish Thoughts]