Blogorrhea NYC: In Chelsea, Even the Homeless Are Worried About How Their Package Looks

• One The latest warning from a wise Chelsea homeless man: Eat salad, or your dick will shrivel up and fall off. [Living With Legends]
• Some of might complain about an upcoming "Art of Oral Stimulation" class that will only accept female students. But, in truth, most guys we know suck more than enough already. [The Tomato Diaries]
• If you turn your apartment into an art exhibit, you must be able to get some sort of tax deduction, right? This is what it takes these days to afford a place in the West Village. [What About the Plastic Animals?]