• If iPods are now a religion, New York City might be the most religious city in the nation. Suck it up, Salt Lake. [Adfreak]
• Allstate refuses to insure Brooklyn-ites due to fears of a giant storm. Relatedly, it seems Park Slope is considered to be an area not requiring evacuation in the event of a storm, so our precious natural resource of magazine editors will be safe, if uninsured. [Dope on the Slope]
• For all you freelancers starting to get ready to think about thinking about getting ready to do your taxes, remember: Think outside the pants. [Miscellaneous Objections]