• The NYPD has found a novel new way to keep the city safe — create neverending traffic approaching the Brooklyn Bridge. Because if you can get to Brooklyn quickly, that'd be letting the terrorists win. Or something.. [New York Hack]
• We're always in favor of new office-closing holidays. But we have absolutely no idea who this Vertan fellow was, or why a local post office is celebrating him. [Amy's Robot]
• A New York blogger is changing movie history, one free screening at a time. [You Can't Make It Up]
• Prince, our favorite dwarf-dipped-in-a-bucket-of-pubic-hair, may be planning a secret NYC show. [Product Shop NYC]