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Found on Craigslist this afternoon:

Famous actor seeking pretty woman for scandalous fling - 46

Married, famous actor requires torrid, steamy, scandal for public relations purposes.

You will experince a true cinderalla story for one afternoon.

Discretion is a must.

Yeah, and if you believe this guy's actually a famous actor, well, we've got a bridge we'd love to sell you.

What? Ah, fuck. Well, you know what we mean.

Famous Actor Seeking Pretty Woman for Scandalous Fling [CL]
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