• Pataki's been spending so much time on the potential presidential trail, sometimes he forgets he's in New York. [The Politicker]
• To the dog that attacked this Burberry-clad monstrosity: Thank you. If only you could have gotten the boots, too. [Trophy Wives Anonymous]
• This is a public service announcement reminding you that even homeless people on the subway need a cuddle sometimes. [Calla Lillie]