Jeremy Piven Makes The Most Of His Earning Years
The incredible flood of "No roaming charges, bitch!" and "Unlimited in-network calling, bitch!" jokes made us black out for a few minutes, but after we came to (the interns are pretty quick with the smelling salts), we realized that doing regional endorsements is perhaps not as distressingly small-time as we first believed. After all, Jeremy Piven's on board with the best network in Cincinnati, and when he, Vince, and the Entourage boys are cruising the Midwest for tail, he needs a service provider that isn't gonna drop his calls right as he's about to close a deal with an Explorer full of starstruck honies.
UPDATE: We hear Piven's radio commercial for Glade Scented Car Oil roughly fifteen times a day during the Stern show, but we couldn't remember for the life of us what product he was shilling for. Thanks to the readers who reminded us about this other impressive endorsement "get" for HBO's Ari Gold.
