• Being one of the top three voice-over artists in Israel well qualifies you to represent the West Side in the state assembly. Obviously. [The Politicker/NYO]
• Get inside the mind of one of the funny-in-a-not-funny-at-all-way people who are capable of winning The New Yorker's cartoon-caption contest. [Emdashes]
• Because nothing screams Christmas like a belligerent, drunken drag queen, Jackie Beat is in town with a new holiday show. [NYC Stories]
• Support your local feminist pun on a synonym for breasts, and check out Bust magazine's Craftacular in — where else? — Williamsburg this weekend. [A Brooklyn Life]