Blogorrhea NYC: Plus, They're Much Cheaper Than NYU

• Ever wonder what happens to assistant professors of English lit when they don't get tenure? They take up drunken residence on the corner outside the Hotel Chelsea , of course. [Living with Legends]
• Like when reading Mr. Melville, we also have little idea what's going on we read the city teachers' contract. For both, though, there are Cliffs Notes. (Though, unless someone will be grading us on our comprehension of the contract, we're not sure why we'd bother reading it.) [Miscellaneous Objections]
• Cop bars don't make us think, "Let's get a drink." They make us think, "Shit, my dealer will never come here." But to each his own. [Tomato Diaries]
• It's lies, all lies, on Overheard in New York, as one tipster discovers. [Lindsayism]