• Here's what happens when you spend too long cooped up in a Midtown office: Meet Dancing A-Train Man. [Fish Drink Water]
• Krispy Kreme in Chelsea closes. Because the gays realizd bathing-suit season is only seven months away. [BlogChelsea]
• We're just pissed off that if you cut up dead bodies at home, they call you a serial killer. But if you display them at South Street Seaport, you're a scientist. Some people, however, can get past that to go enjoy the Bodies exhibit. [I'm. You're. Idle.]
• You know that place Rice to Riches on Spring Street? No? Well, apparently it's quite good, apparently it has been invaded by NYUers, and apparently some dude has way too much time to spend thinking about writing about this. [20 Dollars a Day]