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Admittedly, it's a tough sell, but paparazzi Peter Brandt, who offered topless photos of Jennifer Aniston to some magazines (which were immediately served with legal papers to stop their potential publication), acquits himself well with his high degree of difficulty, "So there I was, just minding my own business 300 yards away from Jennifer Aniston's tragically unobscured Hollywood Hills house, when she comes outside and thrusts her bare tits in front of my traffic-cone sized telephoto lens! Whatareyagonnado?" defense to ABC News:

"She's the one who went out there topless," he said in an interview with ABC News Radio's David Blaustein. "I didn't go looking for it." [...]



Brandt denies he broke the law, and claims that the incident took place at Aniston's Hollywood Hills home three weeks ago, and not at her more secluded residence in Malibu, as some accounts have suggested. He claims he was standing on a public street, about 300 yards from her house, hoping to get shots of Aniston with Vaughn, who is reported to be dating the actress.

"She has no fences around her backyard," he said. "I did not trespass."

"When I saw her come out topless, I go, 'Oh, God, this is not what I want, this is not what people want to buy anyway,'" he said. [...]

"She exposed herself to everybody in the neighborhood," he said. "I happened to have a camera so I wouldn't have had a problem."

One man can't enact such large-scale change all by himself; perhaps if more brave guerilla photographers like Brandt abandon their victimhood long enough to speak the truth, the Hollywood Hills can finally be free of the terrifying scourge of rampaging, uncovered celebrity mammaries.