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Because we here at Defamer feel the need to foster and promote the undiscovered and obscenely talented among you, behold the rubberfaced versatility of local actor Jeff Polage, a walking CGI effect who can morph his mug into virtually any ridiculous celebrity face you point to in a glossy. And don't you dare insult him with stand-in work; someone with this much masterly control of his craft deserves his own talent-holding deal.