• We've wondered before where those Christmas tree guys sleep. (In a communal camper, apparently.) But we've never wondered about sleeps with them. Till now. [The Company Bitch]
• A when a list of recommended holiday-shopping stores starts with shops named "Swallow" and "Zipper," you've got to wonder what the person writing the guide is typically shopping for. [A Brooklyn Life]
• NYC gay-press merger leaves one less rag to not read, and, presumably, drives up ad prices for "personal massages."