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Yesterday was a very Special Day for socialite Tinsley Mortimer and her friends at the Times Sunday Styles. Together, they worked their haughty magic into a big, fat article that tells you one thing: bitches borrow fancy clothes for fancy events.

In response, uptown documentarian David Patrick Columbia has proclaimed, "Tinsley Mortimer is the new Paris Hilton."

Which we doubt is the look Tinsley was going for with her 1700-word glamour shot.

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