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We are still scratching our heads as to what went wrong with The Apprentice: Martha Stewart. For starters, the boardroom showdowns -on The Donald's version, they're a three-ring Circus Maximus of campy, vicious (and sometimes sex-educational) entertainment -were about as compelling as watching dough rise. Part of the blame must fall to Martha's daughter Alexis, whose advisor role was a bland and sedated phone-in affair. As it turns out, however, this chick's got pluck! She was just saving all the good stuff for her own Sirius radio show:

Martha Stewart's daughter, Alexis, admits she has "experimented with lesbianism." But apparently the experiment didn't take.


Alexis revealed her girl-on-girl fling on "Whatever," the Sirius satellite radio show she co-hosts with Jennifer Koppelman Hutt. She still bats mainly for the home team, though.

She also admitted sleeping with a cameraman on her mom's "Apprentice" show.

If Mark Burnett had half the killer reality show instincts he's credited with, he would have found a way to phase out the drawn-out debates over wedding invitation embossing while playing up the Punk Rock Alexis girl-on-girl and crew-banging action. And now that you mention it, what is it about the sexual prowess of cameramen that their batting average in straightening out weekend sapphics is so damn high? You never hear about, say, the gaffer's ability to delesbianize a Heche.