• You don't have to be old to think that them gosh-darn whippersnappers always protesting in Union Square are somewhat laughable. [Carpathian Kitten Loss]
• We're not even all that fond of cold pizza the next morning, much less cold pizza that's been shipped around the world. But we guess that's the only choice if you want a good pie outside NYC. [Slice]
• Yes, yes, we know it's totally legitimate for Christmas ads to be up by now. But who decided to start advertising for St. Patrick's Day concerts in November? [Extrawack!]