Lindsay Lohan's Message Of Peace
We hate to take another trolley ride through Lohanville so quickly, but after perusing a gallery of images from last night's American Music Awards, it seems that everyone's favorite Mercedes crumple-zone tester used her platform ("an erratic and miserable performance," raves the Boston Herald!) to embrace a message of peace for the holidays. The simple, repeated gesture warmed our hearts, but we have to admit that we find it somewhat lacking after the seasonal catharsis offered by a single, spontaneous, "Jesus! It's Thanksgiving! Be nice. FUCK!"
And no, we have no idea who's in that picture she's holding.
UPDATE: A reader informs us the pic is of a friend who recently died.