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After reading and re-reading reality television star Nicole Richie's debut novel The Truth About Diamonds five or six times (yes, it's THAT fanfuckingtastic, and the National Book Award Foundation totally blew it this year), we're increasingly convinced that there was no way on earth Richie herself wrote the book. Not only do we suspect she lacks the necessary writing skill, but everyone knows hungry people can't think straight enough to focus on large projects.

So we asked you who you believed to be her ghostwriter, and you voted. The winner (by plurality): Judith Miller.

Miller's involvement is a stretch — but we suppose a novel for Nicole Richie could be considered some sort of cultural WMD.

Full results after the jump.

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