• Do all mayors get busts sculpted out of hummus? Or did Bloomberg have to pay someone for this? [A Brooklyn Life]
• We always suspected that the kids in Park Slope were genetically programmed to annihilate humanity. We were right. [Overheard in New York]
• Although we dispute whether they can truly be "thrift" stores when nothing they sell costs less than $50, here's a chance to vote for your favorite one. [Apartment Therapy]
• Oh, yay! A chance to relive being 14: You can wait out all night for Rent tickets. And then you can write in your diary about how you really really really want to be a Broadway star when you grow up. [Modern Fabulosity]