• Apparently, people auctions are the big charity event this season. Get your very own New York ad exec! And then you can slap the shit out of him for the awfulness he creates. [Adfreak]
• No that you had much doubt in the first place, but here's confirmation: Yes, the NYPD is laughing at your pain. [Englishman in New York]
• As if you need an excuse to get hammered: The first annual Drinkathalon takes place this weekend. [Uffish Thoughts]
• In case you didn't hate Wall Street-type New Yorkers enough already, bonus predictions are in. Assholes. [Under the Counter]