• We're not sure which is less likey: That former New Jersey Gov. Jim McGreevey shops at Daffy's, or that anyone on the subway gives a shit. [Copyranter]
• Speaking of New Jersey governors, haven't you always wanted to read an epic poem about the GOP candidate? [Politicker/NYO]
• The New York City Marathon: For more than 30 years, bringing together runners and fans of public urination — which, of course, is what it means to be an American. [Chubsucker]
• Wanna get paid to be skanky and murderous, but not in that Amy Fisher way? Here's your chance to be a pulp-cover femme fatale, which is a much better solution, not least for Mary Jo. [Bookgasm]
• Because Soho needs more hipsters fetishizing overpriced gadgets, say hello to the first-ever Wired store, coming for the holiday season. [Corante]