• Cirque Du Soleil may get a permanent midtown home, where (judging from the picture), they will sacrifice children on their pagan Canadian altar. [Curbed]
• At first, we wondered who was telling the truth about the (supposedly fake) tickets for Depeche Mode at Bowery Ballroom that are on sale on eBay. Then we realized there's a bigger mystery: Who the fuck is buying Depeche Mode tickets for $400? [Brooklyn Vegan]
• We were excited enough about the prospect of a vampire movie marathon at the Two Boots Pioneer Theater. Then we heard there'll be Swiss Guards there! Does that mean the Pope's coming? Cool. [New York Brain Terrain]