• Only one person can save St. Mark's Place now: It's... Pizzaman! [Jen Is Famous]
• You can feel a bit less mildly guilty about not knowing the avenue names up in Harlem. Turns out the DOT doesn't, either. [What About the Plastic Animals?]
• Shocker: White liberal in Park Slope feels guilty. [Only the Blog Knows Brooklyn]
• Didn't you always want to hear a hip-hop track about the literary smusters at Nerve. Of course you did. [The Assimilated Negro]
• If you needed another reason to mock NYUers: The boys of Hanson will be giving a talk there tonight. [The Reeler]