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Stop the presses and interrupt your regular programming: The Today show this morning had an exclusive, groundbreaking, you-wish-you'd-set-the-TiVo interview with none other than Katie Holmes. And, of course, it's the kind of hard-hitting reporting you expect from America's most-watched TV news division.

We're not making this up:

Two weeks ago, the world found out that Tom-Kat will be starting a family with their very own Tom-Kitten. Today West Coast contributor Maria Menounos got an exclusive first chat with Holmes since announcing the big baby news.

Katie Holmes: We're so excited.

Maria Menounos: Tell me like what it s like: You're pregnant [and] you are marrying the man you've always dreamed of.

Holmes: I know.

Menounos: It's such a story book.

Holmes: It's amazing. I'm so happy, it's a dream come true. I feel great. I'm beaming and ... I'm so excited.

Christ. Where's Rob Haskell when you need him?

Future Mrs. Cruise on Baby, Wedding Plans [MSNBC.com]