MTV's Miss Seventeen, Your New Religion
Last night marked the premiere of MTV's latest reality abortion, Miss Seventeen, in which a gaggle of teenaged girltards compete for the approval of Seventeen EIC Atoosa Rubenstein in weekly competitions of character; the winner snags a coveted internship at the legendary girl mag. In short, the summer job you worked your ass off for in college has been reduced to a reality competition for the tween network.
Admittedly, we didn't watch the damn thing. We had hot drinks to tackle and, honestly, we forgot to set the DVR (as if MTV won't rerun the episode 58 times between now and Friday). Thankfully, a vigilant reader emails us with a one-sentence recap that tells you everything you need to know, thanks to the words of one contestant:
"Meeting Atoosa was like meeting Jesus."
