• In case you didn't hate our advertisers already, know this: In the future, they will tattoo their logo on your thigh. [Copyranter]
• The New York Blade has plans for the local gay paper to "remain viable." We suspect he's unfamiliar with the defition of "remain." [Queerty]
• Give a man a bouncing blogger (a blogging bouncer?) a book deal, and he decides he's Lech Walesa. He does have a point, though: slicked-back, dyed-black ponytails are so Russian mafia. [Club Life]
• The size queens in the West Village finally get approval for their position that smaller is better - at least when it comes to buildings. [The Real Estate]