TomKitten: Apocalypse Now

No! No! We refuse to believe this, and we wouldn't put it past anyone at Life & Style to get all crazy with the Photoshop. Hell, you can buy fake pregnancy bellies at any good costume shop. This is simply NOT REAL. What you are seeing is a fabrication, a satanic mirage, and we're only trying to warn you. DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THE LIFE & STYLE.