Kate Has A Friend In Sharon
In this, her darkest hour, rehabbing supermodel Kate Moss knows that even when it seems that the whole world has turned on her and pretended that it doesn't enjoy a good line of blow or five for an afternoon pick-me-up, Sharon Stone has her back:
Actress Sharon Stone defended Kate Moss on Tuesday and implicitly criticized companies who were parting with the British supermodel after a newspaper alleged Moss had snorted cocaine. [...]
"I'd like to say as for Kate Moss, I understand that she has apologized and is changing her life. And I think that that is the most important thing that's happened," Stone, the star of sultry thriller "Basic Instinct", said in Paris.
"I think that we have to be aware that people are allowed to make mistakes in their life," she told a news conference at which she was being presented as the new face to promote Christian Dior's Capture Totale anti-ageing line. [..]
"If you are in here and haven't made a mistake, I'd like to meet you because I've been waiting for Jesus — and today would be the day," Stone said to loud laughter.
As if on cue, Jesus Himself appeared among the assembled press, stepped forward, and hurled a small rock, striking Stone in the temple. Said He, "Sharon, you know I love you and everything, but please, for the love of My Father, shut the fuck up."