• The most honest ad we've ever seen from a real-estate developer. Sadly, in the sado-masochistic world for apartment hunting, there is no safe word. [Curbed]
• Tango, the baby penguin raised by recently estranged Central Park Zoo gay penguin couple Silo and Roy, comes out. We're told she'll now be leaving Manhattan for The Prospect Park Zoo, where she'll adopt a baby penguin from Cambodia. [TowleRoad]
• Take the New York Festival Quiz! [Beatrice]• Too lazy to have gone out this weekend? Us too. Thankfully, other bloggers feel the need to document every single thing they see. So if anyone asks what you did Saturday, pretend you went to Chinatown. [NYC Stories]
• The New York Film Festival started Friday night, and, as usual, the stars had nothing to say on the red carpet. [The Reeler]