• Eight more apartments you can't afford are coming to the Village. Amentities include good light, high ceilings, God. [The Real Estate/NYO]
• Meryl Streep's spotted on the Devil Wears Prada set. Her experience playing the undead in Death Becomes Her should serve her well in her role as one of New York's top editors. [A Socialite's Life]
• Slow day at the office? Try to get your relatives deported: 1-800-TOWELHEAD [forksplit]