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• Odds of Kate Moss being arrested for possession of cocaine: 4/5. We've no idea what that means, exactly, but it sure sounds stupid. [Oddjack]
• The LES Starbucks is off to a slow start. [Curbed]
• The kind of bar tab that dreams are made of. Dreams and vomit. And debt. [Young Manhattanite]
• NYC, EDGY as ever — maybe a bit too much so at this point. [Daily News]
• You know what Katrina victims need? A decent lapdance. [Sky]
• An update from the 92nd Street Y: No bomb scare, just a smoke alarm going off.