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Several readers have alerted us to the appearance of AshtonHacked.com, a site claiming to have hacked into Ashton Kutcher's voicemail and posted them on the internets, the world's preferred delivery system for suddenly less-than-private celebrity communications. (A timely stunt for sure, considering that the rascal responsible for unleashing Paris Hilton's Sidekick business on the world was just sentenced to 11 months in juvie.) While we always want to believe that these things are authentic, we're already skeptical—someone in the Fark forum points out that Kutcher's alleged passcode, 7865, spells out PUNK, too obvious even for someone of the Kooch's limited gifts. Real or not, make sure you keep your speakers turned down low if you click through to the message labeled "Hot Chick," which quickly gets so filthy that it could make Demi Moore's gray roots grow out in minutes.