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· Finally discovering an environment even more hospitable to the wooden reading of badly written lines than the Apprentice boardroom, Donald Trump signs up for a guest-starring role on Days of Our Lives. In a real test of his dramatic range, he'll play a real-estate mogul who insists that his ridiculous looking hairpiece is actually his own hair and that his model wife married him for love.
· Finally, a way to let the world know about your little penis once you get out of the Hummer. [via Boing Boing]
· We were going to link to this yesterday, but didn't get around to it. Here you go, but click only if you have a higher than normal tolerance for Phyllis Diller-related sexual situations.
· Sometimes the police blotter is a handy way of keeping track of whether your favorite D-listers of years past are still alive.
· What's in the Friends mystery box being auctioned off on eBay? Let's just say that the winning bid might find himself the proud owner of Matthew Perry's career.
· Shame a petty jackass while helping the victims of Katrina!