Missed Connections: Jennifer Aniston And Her Stalker
A Santa Monica judge has officially erected a restraining order force-field around Jennifer Aniston, protecting her from the ill-advised come-ons of her prospective homeless paramour:
On Aug. 25, David Hesterbey, 48, allegedly took a taxi to the home on Pacific Coast Highway, climbed over a 9-foot fence and entered the house.
The restraining order issued by a judge Wednesday forbids Hesterbey from coming within 100 yards of the former "Friends" star, her home, work or vehicle.
Aniston was away filming a movie in Chicago when the transient allegedly entered her home and told her employees he was "looking for Jennifer," authorities said.
More than anything, this seems to be a case of bad timing. Had Aniston's unsolicited gentlemen caller coordinated his schedule with the object of his affection a little more carefully, there was a slight chance he might have actually scored and made stalker history. Haven't you people been reading the tabloids, where Aniston's desperation over Brangelina's flaunted relationship has been splashed across every glossy cover for the past three months? Clearly, she was ready to hook-up with anyone in her immediate orbit, just to make the pain go away.