We nearly forgot today is rap day on Martha. Fortunately, we turned our TV on in the nick of time.

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Today's lesson in Rap 101? Vocabulary!

On the blackboard:

1. Cheddar
2. Shorty
3. Flossin'
4. Benjamins
5. Ballin'

Martha: "Is 'cheddar' cheese?"
Diddy: "No. No no no no no no. No."
Us: Insert gun in mouth.

Earlier: Live-Blogging Martha