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We're not sure how we've managed to do this, but we've actually never seen a single minute of a Martha Stewart television show. There is no question, however, that this will have to change on Thursday:

September 15, 2005
Martha (W)raps
Sean "Diddy" Combs teaches Martha how to rap, and Martha returns the favor with a lesson on how wrap gifts perfectly. Also, Martha visits The Rickshaw Dumpling Bar in New York City to learn how to wrap delicious dumplings.

Even better will be when 50 Cent visits to teach Martha how to get shot, and Martha returns the favor by showing 50 how to make hand-decorated shot glasses!

Martha [MarthaStewart.com]